Jesus K Rist

Listening to a little Joe Cocker at work....Woman to Woman, I can't even listen to this song without thinking of Dr. Dre and Tupac.....California Love. Never paid much attention before, but this is the song that was sampled for the beat. Rap music is such crap.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               

funny

The Blue Pigeon
The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Phoenix .
He could not remove the pigeons from the city All of Phoenix was full of pigeon poop, the people of Phoenix could not walk on the sidewalks, or drive on the roads.
It was costing a fortune to keep the streets and sidewalks clean.
One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition.
'I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without any cost to the city. But, you must promise not to ask me any questions.
Or, you can pay me one million dollars to ask one question.'
The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition.
The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat, and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew up into the bright blue Arizona sky.
All the pigeons in Phoenix saw the blue pigeon and gathered up in the air behind the blue pigeon. The Phoenix pigeons followed the blue pigeon as she flew southward out of the city.
The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man atop City Hall.
The Mayor was very impressed. He felt the man and the blue pigeon had performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid Phoenix of the plague of pigeons. Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the mayor presented him with a check for 1 million dollars and told the man that, indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they had agreed to no fee and the man had rid the city of pigeons, he decided to pay the 1 million just to get to ask ONE question.
The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his ONE question.
Do you think the Mayor is going to ask how the blue pigeon led all the pigeons away?
Do you think the Mayor is going to ask where all the pigeons went?
Do you think he is going to ask where the man got the blue pigeon?
Nooooooo!
The mayor asked:
'Do you have a blue Mexican?'
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              

good tune...

"I put ice in the trash can to cool down my beer.." fucking great


                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              

FBR Phoenix Open....

FBR is out. Waste Management is in, as the new title sponsor of the Phoenix Open, according to a source.

In a deal to be announced at 3:30 today at the TPC Scottsdale, Waste Management, a Houston-based company with a large Arizona presence, will take over as title sponsor of the PGA Tour's February stop in the Valley, now dubbed the Waste Management Phoenix Open.

2010 was supposed to be the final year for FBR as title sponsor, but the investment bank, known as Friedman Billings Ramsey, announced last February that it would not renew its deal. Not long after that, FBR changed its name to Arlington Asset Investment Corp. According to the Phoenix Business Journal, the Virginia financial firm has lost more than $1 billion in the past two years. FBR did agree to stay on as a corporate sponsor in 2010.

The tournament traditionally draws the largest galleries on the PGA Tour. Normally played on Super Bowl weekend, the 2010 event will be held three weeks later, Feb. 25-28. It is expected to be a one-year shift to late February, returning to its normal weekend opposite the NFL's marquee event.

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The Waste Management Open....it's got a nice ring to it!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              

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